The other day someone asked me if I liked some random guy I’ve never talked to in my math and I was like “nah man I’m gay as hell” and then I sort of corrected myself (I’ve been saying I’m gay as hell mostly because it’s quicker to say than “I’m a panromantic asexual”) by saying “well, pan, technically” and the girl I was talking to asked me what pan was and I explained it to her and
"So… You’re bisexual?"
NO NO NO
LITERALLY NEVER DO YOU EVER DISRESPECT SOMEONE’S IDENTITY IN ANY WAY
ESPECIALLY NOT ME HALF THE TIME WHEN I HAVE A PANIC ATTACK ITS BECAUSE SOME DOUCHEBERRY REFUSED TO ACCEPT MY IDENTITY AS WHAT IT WAS
I calmly explained to her that it is completely and absolutely horrid to disrespect someone’s identity especially after they took the time to explain it to you when you asked and to please not call me bisexual because it makes me extremely upset (no offence intended to anyone who identifies as bi, of course, but I have gone through about four years of a home life where people constantly erase my identity and replace it with their own definition of me so when someone calls me bi I actually tend to cry about it a lot) and guess what she responded with
"So… You’re bi?"
Ding ding ding! The answer is still a resounding “NO DONT CALL ME THAT” and you have earned your douche card!
Half the time I see the clothes before I see the head
"hey kids, i’ll be your counselor for the next two weeks. the first thing you need to know about me is that i love homestuck. it’s a webcomic, you’ve probably never heard of it. i know theres no internet here so im gonna reenact the entire thing. play close attention."
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
Lessbe honest if you aren’t in guard but you’re somehow related to one of the guard members half the time when you walk into the room with no warning and bother the guardies while they practice you are highly unwelcome so STOP DOING IT
It isn’t about some cult shit or something but for some of us when we’re in guard we are synchronised completely with the energy and people in the room and honestly when the one person I live with who I absolutely cannot stand comes into the room and watches me practice without giving me any warning whatsoever I lose any synchronisation I have with the other guardies and it throws off my entire energy flow
I’m fine with you as a person like 2% of the time and you may be my stepbrother but for the love of the gods just don’t come into the guard practices all you do is make everyone just that chunk more uncomfortable
And like guard has quickly become my sanctuary
I haven’t met a single person in guard who makes me feel like less than a person and I haven’t been forced to deal with people who make me want to kill myself and everyone is accepting and I’ve fallen in love with guard and the reason I will never stop doing guard and refuse to miss any practice when possible is because I do not want to go to where my family lives
Do not bring the family to me
That house is one of the worst places for me right now and guard is one of the best and those are two things you do not mix
Why can you not understand that I do not want you anywhere near my sanctuary
if you’re aware that many homosexual couples can procreate without problems and you know it clap your hands
if you’re aware that being in a homosexual relationship doesn’t define your sexuality as homosexual and you know it clap your hands!
if you’re sick of bi and trans erasure in the queer community and you really want to show it clap your hands
I NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN A FEMALE MEMBER OF THE IRISH PARLIAMENT COMPLAINED SHE WAS A BIT COLD A MALE MEMBER LAUGHED AND SAID HE’D “WARM HER UP” AND PULLED HER ONTO HIS LAP
WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL
IN THE PARLIAMENT CHAMBERS
WHILE THE OTHER MALE MEMBERS JUST STOOD AROUND WATCHING AND LAUGHING
IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEBATE ON THE REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS OF WOMEN*
IF YOU DON’T THINK IRELAND HAS A MAJOR SEXISM PROBLEM YOU’RE SERIOUSLY WRONG
do you ever platonically fall in love with a friend
like one night you realize just how much they mean to you and every time they talk to you it’s like you feel all warm and fuzzy and you want to be in their company all the time and make them happy and see them laugh a lot and !!!! friends !!!!!